Why is this here?

iamnotahomosexual:

prettyflyforaredspy:

eridansrightsock:

thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:

inkys:

start the party //(crash your party cover)

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(i used to be broadwaymom in broadwaystuck, but now we’re re-auditioning. this was a song i wrote for my character, but i will probably/possibly use it as an audition jam instead ! enjoy !)

hey bitches, raise up your glass
cause im here to stay, gonna rep the partaaay
and some say i aint got class
but i dont give a fuck, cause now im broadwaystuck

im gonna sing my heart out
bring the whole house down
were the stars
till they turn the lights out
hope youre all hyped ohhh
i cant read these typos
wrote these lyrics while i was wasted
13 shots and i didnt chase it
but still i gotta let you know oh

im here to start the party
dont be thinking you can go abscond
cause im the motherfucking r lalonde
and im here to start the party
so pump up the beat, start moving your feet, can you take the heat?
when i start the party 

(i think we need a refill over here.  like a congratulations for getting that verse down.)

where my alphas tonight
no party foul but im on the prowl
and daaaamn english youre lookin tight 
janey wheres your dad, cause im feelin bad

im gonna sing my heart out
bring the whole house down
were the stars
till they turn the lights out
oh things might get sloppy
but baby dont stop me
im the girl puts the champ in champagne
pour it down then we do it again
so i hope you all know

im here to start the party
dont be thinking you can go abscond
cause im the motherfucking r lalonde
and im here to start the party
so crank up the beat, start moving your feet, can you take the heat?
when i start the party

(no im gonna take the rap.  im pretty sure i am more than qualified to handle this breakdown.  youre never too drunk to spit rhymes jane thats why they have eminem in karaoke bars. lose yourself more like booze yourself am i right.)

jane i got a question does your dad have a girlfriend
he might wanna piece of this right before the world ends
dreaming on derse isnt the worst thing
but i would rather have him when i wake up and hes lying beside me
checkin all of the pearls he buy me
aint shitting you girl just try me jane - no im not stopping
im the one topping - yeah gonna chop him
god im joking janey no need for strife
dads off limits, BFFSIES 4 LYFE!

oh
you think that you can take this blonde
im the motherfucking r lalonde
come on and lets start the party
so turn up the beat, start moving your feet, can you take the heat?
when i start the party

i fucking love this.

WHY DON’T ANY R LALONDES TALK TO ME.

NEW HEADCANON I THNIK YES

THIS IS FYCKUNG AMAZING I CANT EVE TYPOE

this is so awesomeeeeeee